The Wit and Wisdom of
Gitmo Jesus

You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free

Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers you do unto me.

Love thine enemy.

What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted.

Customer Reviews

Mohandas Gandhi
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

Samuel Butler
Christ was only crucified once and for a few hours. Think of the hundreds of thousands whom Christ has been crucifying in a quiet way ever since.

Sherwood Anderson
Everyone in the world is Christ and they are all crucified.

Simone Weil
Every time that I think of the crucifixion of Christ, I commit the sin of envy.

George Orwell
“The object of terrorism is terrorism. The object of oppression is oppression. The object of torture is torture. The object of murder is murder. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?”

Leo Tolstoy
Christianity, with its doctrine of humility, of forgiveness, of love, is incompatible with the state, with its haughtiness, its violence, its punishment, its wars.

Charles Bukowski
“I don't know about other people, but when I wake up in the morning and put my shoes on, I think, Jesus Christ, now what?”

Lenny Bruce
“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.”

C.G. Jung
“The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers."