Show your solidarity with the ruling class in this 100% cotton t-shirt. Made in Bangladesh. Wrinkle-free. Let them eat cake!
(available in white only)
Your Old School
Fly your team colors and give a Bronx cheer to the military/industrial/education complex. Enjoy mindless boosterism without the crippling debt of real college!
Block that kick!
NEW FROM RACE-TRAITOR INDUSTRIES
We can neither confirm nor deny your attendance at Deep State University. Since our records are classified, no one can say you didn’t graduate cum laude. Hail to thee,
old Alma Mater!
What's for Brex-fast?
The official t-shirt of Team Kavanaugh, with in-your-face, perspiration-wicking technology. The latest in frat house couture.
(available in Large and
Extra Large asshole.)
When you’re tired of the whole megillah. When you’d like to drop out of Western history and the murderous fairy tale of globalization.
Anarchist discount available.